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| Wednesday, August 18th, 2004 | | 10:15 pm |
GOOD TIMES WITH BRIAN LOL
Saocel returned at 9:54:02 PM. Ordinary Lobster: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bushlip.mpgSaocel: nagger Ordinary Lobster: ROFL Ordinary Lobster: YOU SAID NAGGER Saocel: AHAHAHAHA Saocel: OH BTW Ordinary Lobster: WHAT?!?!?! Saocel: WANT TO PLAY STARCRAFT LATER? Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL, I'M UP FOR IT Ordinary Lobster: WE SHOULD TOTALLY KICK SOME ASS Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Ordinary Lobster: AEIJFIEJFIWEJ Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Saocel: ROFL Saocel: YEAH Ordinary Lobster: WHAT TIME WILL J00 BE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK? Saocel: IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE I'D RATHER PLAY STARCRAFT LOLOLOLOL Saocel: LET ME FINISH EATING Ordinary Lobster: LOL OK Saocel: THEN I'LL PICK A TOPIC FOR MY HOMEWORK Saocel: THEN WE'LL PLAY Ordinary Lobster: I'M GOING TO EAT TOO I SUPPOSE Saocel: LOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: THATS FUNNY Saocel: LOL Saocel: I KNOW Saocel: DUDE Ordinary Lobster: BECAUSE ITS A JOKE Saocel: YOU ARE SO GAY Ordinary Lobster: GET IT?!?!?! Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: THEY SHOULD CALL IT Saocel: N00BCRAFT Saocel: CAUSE YOU PLAY IT Saocel: AND YOU'RE GAY Ordinary Lobster: I ONCE RUBBED A SHEEP ON MY ASS CHEEK Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOL Saocel is away at 10:00:33 PM. Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: YOU PASSED THE RATE LIMIT Ordinary Lobster: BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOL Saocel: LOLOLOL Saocel returned at 10:00:53 PM. Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: FUCKING RATE LIMIT Saocel: SO GAY Ordinary Lobster: FUCK RATE LIMITS Ordinary Lobster: WE GOTTA KILL THE RATE LIMIT Saocel: AND NAGGERS Saocel: WE GOTTA KILL THE NOISE Saocel: LOL DUDE Ordinary Lobster: WE GOTTA KILL THE POLLUTION Saocel: HOW IS JIMMY Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM, I'M WONDERING IF THE BAT INJURY EITHER CAUSED HIM DEATH OR HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS HIT IN THE HEAD BY A FUCKING BAT Ordinary Lobster: I DUNNO MAN Saocel: DUDE THAT WOULD RULE Ordinary Lobster: I WAS CONSIDERING CALLING HIM, CAUSE I FEEL KINDA BAD Ordinary Lobster: I MEAN, A BAT MAN Saocel: YEAH, I KNOW Saocel: BUT THEN AGAIN Saocel: CALLING JIMMY Saocel: THAT'S A TOUGH ONE Saocel: OMG TALKING IN CAPS RULES Ordinary Lobster: YEAH, IT WOULD TAKE A LOT Ordinary Lobster: I KNOW, LOL Ordinary Lobster: !!! Saocel: I FEEL LIKE LOUD HOWARD FROM DILBERT Ordinary Lobster: LOL, THAT IS SO TRUE Ordinary Lobster: I JUST FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS CONSTANTLY YELLING Ordinary Lobster: AND IT'S WEIRD AS SHIT Saocel: DUDE Ordinary Lobster: POOP Saocel: Top 10 business movies Ordinary Lobster: I SAW THAT LOL Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: I VOTED FOR OFFICE SPACE Ordinary Lobster: WHICH IS OWNING Saocel: HELL YES Saocel: OH MAN Saocel: 74% Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: FUCK THOSE OTHER MOVIES Ordinary Lobster: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM Saocel: THE ONLY ONE I'VE HEARD OF IS "WORKING GIRL" Saocel: WHICH WAS KINDA FUNNY Saocel: BUT IT'S NO OFFICE SPACE Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN Ordinary Lobster: HEY DUDE Saocel: YEAH Ordinary Lobster: I PUT CLIPS ON MY NIPPLES TODAY Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOL Saocel: LOLOLOLOLO Saocel: ...L Saocel: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL Ordinary Lobster: LORAJTIJEAIOJAIJEIJIEJIRELOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: HEY DUDE Ordinary Lobster: WWW.THEPRP.COM Saocel: ??????????????????LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOLOL Ordinary Lobster: GO TO OLD NEWS Saocel: LOLOLOOLOLOLL Ordinary Lobster: AND LIMP BIZKIT HAS PICTURES OF THEM JAMMING Saocel: I KNOW LOL Ordinary Lobster: I'M SO EXCITED FOR THAT SHIT Ordinary Lobster: LOL, YOU SAW? Saocel: ME TOO LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL? Saocel: YES LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL THAT'S COOL Ordinary Lobster: I SO WANT THE NEW NONPOINT AND OTEP TOO Ordinary Lobster: I WANT MY FUCKING SAM GOODY MONEY NOW DAMNIT Saocel: I HOPE THE OTEP ISN'T O-GAY Saocel: LOL Saocel: O-POOP Ordinary Lobster: LOL, YEAH Ordinary Lobster: BUT IT HAS SLIPKNOTS DRUMMER ON IT Ordinary Lobster: IT HAS TO KICK ASS Saocel: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HH I WANT TO DIE AND YOU SHOULD TOO BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS Ordinary Lobster: THAT WAS SO GAY Saocel: I KNOW Saocel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH IF I SAY WORDS LIKE "CYCLOPS" AND "ANARCHY" WITH STUPID FEEDBACK IN THE BACKGROUND I'LL SOUND MORBID AND COOL Ordinary Lobster: I BET IF I MAKE MYSELF SOUND LIKE I'M CRYING WHILE SAYING SHIT ABOUT POOP IT'LL SOUND LIKE I REALLY MEAN IT LOL Saocel: ALSO IN THE LYRICS BOOK I'LL REPLACE EVERYWHERE I SAY "I" WITH "EYE"... EVEN "EYE'M" Saocel: BECAUSE THAT WILL BE COOL LOLOL Ordinary Lobster: OMFG Ordinary Lobster: I HATE THAT SHIT Saocel: (yes they do that) Ordinary Lobster: I ALSO HATE REPLACING "AT" WITH "@" Saocel: OMG Saocel: ME TOO Ordinary Lobster: LIKE "TH@" Saocel: WTF IS THAT SHIT Ordinary Lobster: I KNOW, TH@S SO GAY LOL Saocel: I WANT TO CASTR8 THOSE BITCHES Ordinary Lobster: ROFLROFLROFL Ordinary Lobster: LOLOLOL Saocel: ROFLROFLROFLROFL Saocel: EYE JUST 8 Ordinary Lobster: I DIDN'T LOL Ordinary Lobster: OH WELL Saocel: GO EAT LOL Saocel: I WANT TO HANG UP MY POSTER Ordinary Lobster: OK Saocel: LOLOLOLOOL Ordinary Lobster: WANT ME TO JUST IM YOU OR SOME SHIT? Saocel: YEAH Saocel: LOOK AT MY AWAY MESSAGE Ordinary Lobster: AIGHT THEN Saocel is away at 10:11:49 PM. Ordinary Lobster: PUT IT UP Auto response from Saocel: ROFL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: THAT'S FUNNY Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: LOL Saocel returned at 10:12:00 PM. Saocel: I'LL DO IT AGAIN Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: DO IT AGAIN Saocel is away at 10:12:07 PM. Ordinary Lobster: LOL Auto response from Saocel: ROFL Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel returned at 10:12:10 PM. Ordinary Lobster: LOOK AT IT Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: I DID IT TWICE Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: THAT MEANS 2 Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: 2 RHYMES WITH JEW Saocel: AHAHAHAHAHAH Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: POOP Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: *fart noise* Saocel: ROFLROFL Ordinary Lobster: ROFLRAFOIEJOFJROLFORLOLOL Saocel: WE SHOULD POST THIS CONVERSATION SOMEWHERE Saocel: BECAUSE IT OWNS Saocel: LOLOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: TOTALLY Ordinary Lobster: I GUESS I'LL PUT IT ON MY JOURNAL OR SOME SHIT Ordinary Lobster: LOL Saocel: LOL DO IT Saocel: LOL Saocel: LOL Ordinary Lobster: OK LOL Ordinary Lobster: LOL Ordinary Lobster: ROFL Saocel: OK I'M GOING TO GO HANG UP MY POSTER Ordinary Lobster: AIGHT MAN Saocel: IM ME WHEN YOU'VE 8 Saocel: LOLOLOLOLOL Ordinary Lobster: OIENJAOIFJOIAEJ OK Saocel: LOOK AT MY AWAY MESSAGE Ordinary Lobster: LOL OK Saocel is away at 10:14:16 PM. Ordinary Lobster: ROFL Auto response from Saocel: ROFL Ordinary Lobster: THAT IS HILARIOUS Ordinary Lobster: LIKE HILARY CLINTONS ANUS Ordinary Lobster: LOL Current Mood: LOL | | Sunday, July 25th, 2004 | | 2:31 pm |
Why You Shouldn't Wear Pins That Read "Meat People Suck"
I love being at work. But I hate those moments when you see some fucking moron but you can’t say anything otherwise you’d get fired. For example, when someone wears a pin that reads “meat people suck,” I feel like my brain is about to shoot out of my ass from pure anger and frustration. What exactly is a meat person? To begin with, we are all human. Therefore, we are all omnivores, so we all eat meat. Now, if you’re too much of a damn pussy to sink your teeth into a bloody steak, then fine, but to claim that meat-eaters suck is retarded because you don’t eat meat simply because you are a pansy and cannot comprehend that hunting and eating something is part of basic nature and survival. I really don’t see what’s so bad about meat. “Oh no, it came from an animal with a nervous system, we can’t eat that!” So what? It’s fucking nature! Why don’t you get pissed off at people who shit? It sounds just as stupid as telling people that they can’t eat meat. 1. Poop makes things smelly. 2. It creates tension because no one wants to be in a room with something that’s pooping. 3. It reminds people of Negroes. I have no idea why you want to go around preaching that we should change our behavior because all some cow wanted to do was get high and chill with his buds, but instead was killed and eaten. Well consider this: There have been many people who just wanted to get high and chill with their homies, but of course some carnivore fucked that up. Why can they kill to feed, but we can’t? If they eat us, we can eat them. Lastly, I know that some vegetarians are vegetarians because of the lack of trust in meat products. For example, cows are fed with pieces of meat in their meals and some are scared of getting a diseased cow. Well, if that’s the case, go to Whole Foods. They make sure that shit doesn’t happen. So, it all comes down to this: I don’t care if you’re a vegetarian. But if you’re going to say that I suck because I eat meat, then I hope you get stampeded by the cows you so dearly love. -Stef Current Mood: Hungry | | Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 | | 9:47 pm |
| | Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 | | 5:56 pm |
Can You Retort the Argument to Take Out "Under God" From the Pledge?
Can someone give me one reason why we shouldn’t take out “under God” in the pledge? All I’ve heard is a bunch of shit that avoids the simple and direct question whether or not the phrase is unconstitutional. I mean come the fuck on; the entire situation is fucking simple as shit. It goes against the first amendment and that’s it. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish by sitting there and telling everyone that “it doesn’t matter; you don’t have to say it?” Nothing has been annoying me more lately than hearing dumbasses “argue” this case. I can’t think of one argument that is valid to keep the phrase in the pledge. I’ve heard shit from saying that it is “part of our history” to lame excuses that we don’t have to say it, or the classic “it’s not a big deal.” Here’s my case: Fuck you. Part of our history? The phrase was inserted in like what, 1954? Wow, 50 years. That’s very historic and significant, asshole. I hate it when some asshole says “it’s not a big deal; you don’t have to say it! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” Does that fucking matter? If it’s unconstitutional it is unconstitutional! What the fuck are you thinking? What the fuck are you trying to get across? It’s basically saying “yeah, we know we’re wrong, but we don’t care.” Stop trying to claim it’s not a big deal. It’s the fucking federal government. An argument that reminds me of the dipshit Roy Moore is that Christians justify putting the phrase “under God” in the pledge because this country was founded on God. Bullshit. It was founded on a lot more than that. This country was started by a war because of virtual representation. Following that, the Constitution came along. That was based on the influences of British rule and the failure of the Articles of Confederation. Fit God into that, asshole. All you have is this bullshit signature in the Declaration of Independence. If our Founding Fathers actually intended for the U.S. to be a Christian nation, they did a fucking poor job specifying that and a conflicting job because of the Bill of Rights. Another fucking lame excuse is that everyone claims that it doesn’t specify what god the phrase is directed to. Oh, well let’s look at something real quick: At a time where there were conflicts with communism and everyone was Christian and expected to go to Church, are you still going to actually claim it wasn’t intended to specify a god? Yeah, damn right. The thing that pisses me off the most about all this is that everyone who wants to keep the phrase in knows it’s wrong. You fuckers know it but still want to justify keeping it in cause you are all fucking stupid. Look at all of your arguments. Do any of them try to back up why it isn’t unconstitutional? No. This is what the debate is about. It doesn’t matter about whether or not we have to say it or why it’s in there. The bottom line is that it conflicts with the first amendment. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.” It amazes me how simple this is. Right there. Man, this is fucking stupid. So now I ask you, can you retort the argument that the phrase is unconstitutional? Can you bastards give me one good reason why we should keep it in? If everyone wants to freak out and act like this is such a bad thing, fucking look at the facts. This isn’t the fucking fifties anymore and no one is going to take your shit. For so goddamn long Atheists have been shoved around (look at dumb shit like the Scopes trial and forcing children to read the Bible in school) and that time is over. This country is better than any other and I’ll be damned if it’s going to be ruined by the masses. This country doesn’t have a direct democracy, you know the fucking phrase is wrong, take it the fuck out. Man, I’m fucking pissed. Update: When I wrote this post I forgot to include how "in God we trust" is printed on money. Like the phrase, I think we should take that shit out too based on the same principles. -Stef Current Mood: Guess | | Wednesday, March 31st, 2004 | | 7:12 pm |
Fuck February
February is the gayest month ever. It symbolizes that time of year when we should all get together and commercialize our feeling for one another on Valentine’s Day; get fed a bunch of racist bullshit during Black History Month; live through the leap year day, and suck dick because February is just that gay. Why the fuck does Valentine’s Day exist? Oh, make a day to expect every couple to pamper each other with a bunch of love bullshit and raise prices of dumb ass “smug” presents like bears with hearts to just truly capture your lovers trust and emotional feelings. Valentine’s Day does nothing more than make couples feel all pressured and shit. If you are going out with someone, you just HAVE to do something special on that day otherwise you are a bad boyfriend or girlfriend. As if every other day of the year couples aren’t enjoying themselves. It’s not like they need constant reassurance that their boyfriend or girlfriend will come up something all “sweet and creative” to really show his or her feelings. The entire “surprise” bullshit is fucking stupid and defeats its purpose. If it’s Valentine’s Day, no shit something is going to happen. What kind of fucking reassurance is that? If you want to make something all sweet, do it on another day, that’s what makes it a surprise and everything more meaningful. Not only do we all have to endure this dumb racist bullshit everyday with stupid shit like Affirmative Action and minority programs, but we get to have an entire month to look back and give thanks to just one type of human being: Blacks. Why the fuck is it not “History Month?” Black History Month does nothing more than instill racism into everyone’s mind because guess what? IT’S FUCKING RACIST! And I bet some jackass is going to read that and all like “it isn’t racist; you just hate it because you’re white LOL!!!!11” Well whoever that guy is, fuck you. I bet if anyone introduces the idea of a “White History Month” they would be called a racist. Why? Cause that person isn’t a politically correct piece of shit? Fuck this bullshit of political correctness. It’s just a way to pressure people into bowing down to minority groups because they don’t want to come off as an asshole. Lastly about February is this gay bullshit of it having to get the leap year day. Why the hell does February get it? Why the fuck is it just added on to the end of the year without a month? Doesn’t that just make so much more sense? I mean really, who the fuck thinks of this shit? Thanks to people and their bullshit, I’m constantly pissed off in February. I’m so glad that month is over. But shit, it’s just going to come back in a year. Fuck. I can’t escape that gay shit, and neither can you. -Stef Current Mood: I Want to Suck a Black Man | | Saturday, January 31st, 2004 | | 8:33 pm |
Writing Poetry Doesn't Make You Satan
If I stumble upon another poorly written and depressing piece of poetry one more time I’m going to kill someone. Everyone wants to be so goddamn depressing with “poetry.” Here’s the reality of it: It’s not creative, it doesn’t get your point across (usually they lack a good point, anyway), and it’s fucking stupid. Also, there is that bullshit of having a rhyme scheme, like it would help support your point more. Poetry is easy as shit to write too. Everyone is always so amazed at someone else’s poems. It’s fucking metaphors! You could say anything and claim they make sense. “The inflated toaster fiend and his companion of geese men and bird shit struck the tree with a fiery hit.” That’s a good example of the inability of poetry to get the point across. What does that mean? You don’t know, only I know. It’s like the author is just trying to piss you off. Generally though, the poems I always come across are easy as shit to interpret and can be showed in these categories: Depression: OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT TO DIE“There is a deep sadness within me, It makes everything very sad. With every step I take, I feel the dark sadness in my chest. It is very sad having a sadness. Why am I so sad? Why must you be so cruel to me? I want to be happy, but I am sad.” Broken Heart: Pig Fucker"My heart has a boo boo, Because of all of your poo poo, I miss the way you would romantically shit on my face, But I wouldn't have ever thought that we would turn out to be a disgrace, You leave me cold and bitter, This poem sucks ass and needs to go in the shitter." Extreme Goth: Beginning of the 158th End"My dark beauty of peril, Release your anguish upon the innocent, As I watch and beat off in a corner, Let the blood spill and run down your skin, Taint the world with your dismay, Goddamn, this is fucking gay." That sums up every poem I’ve read recently. If you want to write, at least write about something that isn’t so goddamn depressing for a change. I used to not have anything against poetry until I realized that every time I read a poem I wanted to kill myself. -Stef Current Mood: Depressed to the Extreme | | Saturday, January 17th, 2004 | | 12:08 pm |
What Innovation Does to Sex
Will everyone stop fucking trying to edit sex? It’s so damn fucked up right now, it isn’t even enjoyable. Half of these “ideas” are focused on shitting on someone else. What a great way to get an orgasm; cover yourself in someone else’s excrement. I’ve heard of the most bizarre shit recently I just need to address it. These categories sum a majority of it up: 1. The contest between women to see who can fit the oddest object up their pussy: Items range from knives, human heads, and I bet eventually even children. It practically has no limits. Nothing is more fucked up than watching HBO and coming across “Real Sex” to find women go at it. Like it really is “real sex” anyway. If it was “real sex” there wouldn’t be so much fucked up shit going down all the time. Just plain, conventional intercourse. But no, everyone wants to share there story about how they had multiple orgasms while being banged by all of Texas in some random method that I’ll list. 2. The obsession with poop: This one is great. Instead of wasting time going to the bathroom, just save it up next time you want a romantic experience with someone else. Poop, or “love goop” as I should say, has no place in anything sexual. I can’t think of anyone would actually enjoy anything like a “hot Karl” or a “dirty Sanchez.” This is basically one of those things that are so fucked up, you think it would be common sense that it is fucked up and no one would do it. But goddamn. I just don’t know how to deal with this shit. No pun intended. 3. The domination scene: Oh, let’s look all evil yet seductive and impose great pain on our “slaves.” The entire gimmick is bullshit. You aren’t seductive, and you definitely aren’t sexy while beating someone’s ass while they are nailed to a wall. If that turns you on so damn much, go find some hippies and start a fist fight. Then you can just cum all over the place as a victory dance. Man I hate hippies. 4. Santa isn’t sexy: Since it is the holiday season, clothing companies think they are cute by releasing clothing for women that try to look sexy and have Christmas spirit. Basically, you get this:  </a> Now let me ask you, can you get off to someone when they remind you of a big, old, fat man? I doubt it, and if you can, then you probably aren’t attracted to the girl to begin with. Another thing that annoys me is that everyone wants to be all creative and funny whenever they come up with something dumb, so they try to give their idea a name. The basic rule to making a name is making it 2 words with a vague reference to what it actually is. I decided to use this rule to make some of my own: Beaver Drop Red Larry I don’t really know what they mean, nor do I really care. Get whatever you want out of that. What really annoys me the most though, is knowing some dipshit is going to come across this and give someone a "Beaver Drop" or a "Red Larry." -Stef Current Mood:  calm | | Monday, November 17th, 2003 | | 8:18 pm |
Roy Moore: Making Laws Obsolete Since 2001
You know what really pisses me off? When we don’t execute people for being completely fucking stupid in court cases. The case I’m referring to is the case of Roy Moore VS. People who aren’t idiots (or at least not as idiotic as Moore). I don’t know the exact name, but you get the idea. This entire problem should have taken about 10 seconds. The first 2 seconds should be spent in staring at him in amazement, due to his stupidity, and then the rest just beating the shit out of him. Judge Moore has been continually asked to remove his monument, which he has failed to do. Also, he secretly installed it during the night of July 31st, 2001. So, he should be executed twice. Most importantly though, he is violating the first amendment, as well as intelligence. What amazes me is that these assholes try to justify Judge Moore’s actions by saying that the Ten Commandments are appropriate in this situation because our laws are based off of Christian teachings. Fuck that, “Christian teachings” are generic; I’ve seen lots of religions that imply things such as no killing, no stealing, and so forth. What the hell does this asshole think he is doing by claiming that God is the law maker? Placing religion as the source of law is to condemn the human race. In an interview, the interviewer asks Moore if another document such as the Koran should be allowed to be displayed like the Ten Commandments he installed. Moore replied with, “This nation was founded upon the laws of God, not upon the Koran. That's clear in the Declaration [of Independence], so it wouldn't fit history and it wouldn't fit law." Ironically he is violating the law to begin with, but let’s go on. Now focusing on history as Moore implied, religion has fucked up law systems for way too long. Anyone with common sense can understand that. The case should be quite clear; I don’t see what the big fuss is. Freedom of religion, asshole. Regardless of whether or not all of Alabama wants the monument to stay or not (the mass supporters are due to the large population of fundamentalist Christians because Alabama has unfortunately fallen to the Bible Belt), fact remains that AMERICA IS NOT A DIRECT DEMOCRACY. If every moron had a say in law, this country would have toppled long ago. But anyway, these idiots can’t mass their way to victory like they always have. The law is clear, now follow it. I’m not trying to sound like a conformist there either. Let’s look at another statement from Moore. “The issue is: Can the state acknowledge God?" he said. "If this state can't acknowledge God, then other states can't. ... And eventually, the United States of America ... will not be able to acknowledge the very source of our rights and liberties and the very source of our law.” What a great statement. This is issue is easily answered: NO. Read the Establishment Clause and the First Amendment, you moron. The “very source of our rights and liberties” would have come around with or without religion. Do you honestly think we would be a bunch or barbaric beings if religion didn’t exist? Like we wouldn’t have enough sense to acknowledge human life and rights? Please, look at human sacrifices and other dumbass rituals. Don’t even try to tell me religion has accomplished anything, especially the establishment of law. Roy Moore has been suspended of his duties because of this conflict. I think he should be arrested for going against the law and he should never be allowed to be a judge or take part in law ever again. Think about it. What do you think would happen in a case that involved religion that he would judge? Whoever is the Christian would win by prejudice. You just need to stick a cross in his asshole and he’ll be happy. He’s clearly demonstrated this. That monument better be taken down soon. Afterwards, I'd like to see it blown up. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Wednesday, October 29th, 2003 | | 7:08 pm |
Apply Gender and Race to Comedy for Shitty Entertainment
So, this past weekend I went to see Tracy Morgan and Colin Quinn comedy show. Unfortunately, Quinn was ill and didn’t show, so I had to settle with Morgan. After watching him spew shit out of his mouth for about an hour, I decided that it is safe to say that blacks only talk about blacks and women only talk about women in their act. It’s so fucking old. I can’t think of any black comedian I have seen recently that hasn’t said another goddamn black joke. Tracy Morgan’s entire act was him talking about sex, which is another thing I’m going to get to, and his black self. Yeah, you’re definitely black; now say something else you prick. I’ve heard every damn black joke; no comedian is saying anything original. The only reason why Morgan wasn’t being booed of stage was perhaps the fact that he was a big celebrity, and no one wants to boo celebrities because people are so fucking stupid they make them their gods. Now how about women? A majority of female comedians I’ve seen sit there and complain that they stuck their tampon in their asshole by accident and sit on stage and bitch about for humor. Well goddamn, shut the fuck up. Move on and stop talking about your vagina you dumb bitch. What I’ve concluded may seem a bit racist and sexist, but true: White males are the only good comedians out there. Why? Cause they have an actual act. Not some repeated shit they can get from some guy of a similar gender or race. Plus, since they are white, or “the majority,” they can’t say anything controversial because then the “minorities” get all pissed off because they are fucking idiots. This is perhaps a good thing in the end, because it stimulates creativity in these comedians, instead of them sticking to the same material. Luckily though, they have started to forget that shit and say whatever they want. Like Colin Quinn and his pals on “Tough Crowd.” That show is the shit. “Chappelle’s Show” on the other hand, is shit. About every sketch I’ve seen on that show was based off some sort of difference between blacks and whites. One bad thing that comes from all groups is the stupid marriage topic. Pathetically unoriginal. Many comedians think they can make me laugh with their repetitive jokes about how much they hate being married and how “unfair” it becomes. Well you know what? Fuck you, you aren’t funny. I get more entertainment from playing “Cops and Robbers” in my ball hair, which is sad. Also, sex jokes are so common it makes me sick to see someone make a living from saying that they want to fuck someone. That’s completely gay, stop using your dick to make comedy, asshole. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Friday, October 17th, 2003 | | 6:05 pm |
Let a Dumb Greedy Bastard Lecture You On How to Talk to Your Child
It was only a matter of time before some asshole found a way to exploit a parent’s desire to always feel like they are doing a good job at parenting. This being the stupid books and videos on how to “communicate” with your child. How pathetic. A preset conversation to be followed in some systematic order purposively trying to establish a bond, but ironically does nothing more than make your child-parent relationship seem mechanical with some dumbass set of rules. Do you consider that the authentic bond you so desire? If you answered yes, come here and stick your fingers in my ass. That type of bonding is the equivalent of what you get in those shitty lectures on how to talk to your kids. To begin with, who the hell even needs this shit? Is it really that hard to have a natural talk with someone? Your kids shouldn’t be a challenge to overcome whenever to talk to them; start looking at them as normal people. If you have trouble accepting that, you are an idiot. Now to eliminate any confusion over this, I’m not talking about family counseling. There is a big difference. This is an example of an idiot that I’m talking about. Making relationships isn’t meant to test how strategic you are, you desperate fuck. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Wednesday, September 24th, 2003 | | 9:36 pm |
Gun Control is for Pansies
Gun control has to be one of the dumbest cases of irony I’ve heard of. Intended to keep people “safe” it does nothing more that leave the good citizens defenseless. Keep in mind that criminals break the law, and they will find a gun regardless you idiot. They aren’t going to turn into damn hippies if you put on some restrictions dumbass. So all this gun control bullshit is doing is making it a bitch to survive a robbery in your own household. One of the biggest arguments for gun control is that it’s good for the kids in the house. What the hell argument is that? Put the damn gun in a safe location, it would be fine. Now if your kid persistently made attempts to get to it and shot himself, he is a moron and deserved to die anyway. Besides, it’s not like you can’t take the few minutes to explain to your child that it isn’t a toy, or just not tell them regardless, then they won’t go around looking for it. Also, you could keep the bullets separate. That would work very effectively because if someone is dumb enough to shoot themselves, they probably won’t know how to load the gun. Unfortunately, there is the biggest shit law that I’ve heard of that has made the right to bear arms completely pointless. This law is the one that states it is illegal to shoot a criminal if they are turned around while trying to assault/commit a crime against you or another individual. This is complete bullshit. If someone is trying to fucking kill you in your own damn home, you should have every right to shoot and defend yourself. And what the shit is the big deal? If the criminal enters your home and kills you or someone else, once they are caught they are going to jail with 1st degree murder, so they probably are going to be executed or sentenced for life. So either way, it wouldn’t matter if you killed them yourself and save the cops some time and jail space. All this gay ass law does it gives a criminal a chance to get away with a fucking crime, and punish someone who is trying to save themselves. It’s also a great way for lawyers to get away with some bullshit like they always do. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Wednesday, September 17th, 2003 | | 9:34 pm |
God and Science: The Oreo From Stupidity
As of recent, I’ve been hearing much about religion and its shit. Sadly, I’ve been introduced to the idea that religion and science should be combined. Now, if anyone isn’t a moron, you should be able to understand that they completely contradict each other, and that thought is stupid. Recently in my Comparative Religions class, we watched a video on a theory to try to prove God, using science. This is when I first heard of absolute stupidity. I marked it on my calendar (September 1st), and every year on that very day, I vouch I will take a moment of silence, for goddamn. I mean… Goddamn… How desperate and pathetic can you get? Well anyway, the video was focused on this dumbass who was just rambling on about how good and “smart” the Bible was, and that it kept getting “smarter.” (Note that the Bible has been modified to accommodate the many mistakes it has, and to make it look more feasible, if possible. Thus, it has gotten “smarter,” if you want to look at it that way on the “bright” side. Or you can just confess that it’s a bunch of shit to begin with. But information on Bible modification is vague, so I’m not sure how many times it has been modified, or just changed due to different language usage. But regardless, a book can’t get smarter. I wonder how that bastard got in the science field, he can’t understand the concept that books don’t think.) So anyway, the scientist (dumbass) was trying to prove God based on the 6 days of Genesis. He claimed that they fit accurately with another theory, stating that when the universe first began time moved faster than normal, since matter was close together (again note that it is believed that God created everything, thus making the Big Bang false in a Christians view, so to begin with I knew this was bullshit.. The exception is Deists, but they are completely gay which I’ll get to eventually). Now anyway, the scientist presented this chart with the days of genesis and how they match with evolution. Genesis one was suppose to be about 15 billion years, and the next is 7 ½ billion years, and it kept on dividing in half till it ended. If you know anything about the days of genesis, it is said that they were only a couple thousand of years in time, at max. Also, the 6 days of genesis isn’t scientific. From this resource it tells of a lot of bullshit that isn’t scientific at all. Take Adam and Eve. I’m sure 2 naked and clueless people wouldn’t stand a chance in the wild, especially if they let God do everything for them. “Hey! God made my ass all hairy! That dick!” So I don’t know where this “scientist of the gods” is getting his shit, but it’s completely contradicting with his beliefs and the bible. Now, onto this Deist shit and the complete stupidity on combining God and science. Deists believe that God created the universe and then left it to develop and doesn’t keep contact with the world. Why I hate this religion a lot? It combines God and science, the two things that just don’t go together. You either believe science or God. Mr. T or Winnie the Pooh. Make the choice, asshole. They shouldn’t be combined because they contradict each other, it doesn’t make any sense. You can’t explain or prove something using both God and science, it’s ridiculous. That sums up some of my thoughts on the heavenly scientist and brings me back to Deists. Deists don’t directly try to explain something with God and science, but they believe in both. How the fuck does that work? If you have the science, you deny God. If you have faith, you deny logic. Another interesting thing I did hear though is that trying to prove God scientifically is to deny faith. Not that I’m using that as an argument, but just something for any dumbass to know if they plan on doing so in the future. Besides, it’s impossible to give reason to something that has no reason behind it. In my perspective, the question to whether God exists is very similar to the age old question “if I grow a vagina, can I fuck myself and produce offspring?” Similarly, they both are “no.” I can go on forever with all the reason and debate, so I’ll just end it now that it’s still somewhat on topic. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 | | 10:12 pm |
Too Much of a Lazy Shit to Pray? Be an Asshole and Become Atheist!
I’m tired of assholes parading around trying to act all big and bad because they are Atheist for some gay ass reason, whether it be they are trying to be all “rebellious” or they are too lazy to follow some other religion. Why I say this? It makes Atheism look like a piece of shit consisting of fucking retards. It’s pathetic to have to witness an Atheist and some people of some other religion go at it. “Why don’t you believe in God?” “Cause that means I have to pray and I don’t really feel like it. That means God doesn’t exist.” See my point? If you’re going to be Atheist, then cool, I support you all the way, being Atheist and all. But at least think about it damn it. And get a better basis of an argument than “if God existed, we would have seen him by now.” No you left nut, if God existed you wouldn’t see him in the first place. Keep in mind too that Atheism isn’t there to show off how much of a badass you are. I’ve seen enough dipshits trying to piss others off with the fact that they are Atheist, and personally I think that’s the only reason why they are Atheist—just to piss someone off. I’m happy to see how much Atheism brings out the hardcore heretic in you, asshole. -Stef Current Mood:  annoyed | | Thursday, September 4th, 2003 | | 4:18 pm |
Dumb Phrases and Words That Degrade Intelligence
I just want to leave a note here for anyone that’s an idiot: Dumb phrases like “monkey business” and “mumbo jumbo” shouldn’t be used anymore, so stop saying it. It doesn’t sound cool at all, and makes you sound stupid. Don’t forget it takes all of the seriousness out of a statement. “Hey, you shouldn’t start any monkey business with that thug; he’ll kick your ass.” Same goes for “poke fun.” It can be much better said as “make fun.” No ones “poking” anything you ape. I bring this up because I’ve been hearing these statements recently, and I wanted to get that out of the way. But I must say, the worst of all is “spiffy.” I hear that too much, and it’s too stupid. Spiffy is the equivalent of a Turkish whore who just took a shit in your mouth and you just spitted it out. There are many ways to take care of this disease called “spiffy.” 1. You can replace it with a much better word, like “cool” or “kick ass.” 2. You can die, and not worry about it at all, and stop pissing me off and infecting others around you. It’s a well worth sacrifice, trust me. 3. Don’t speak ever. This one is good because if you use spiffy, you’re an idiot and shouldn’t speak anyway. That’s probably it, a short list, but very effective to the problem. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Thursday, August 21st, 2003 | | 1:11 am |
Gay Pride Versus Homophobic Arrogance And Other Gay Shit
Here’s another inconvenience from a minority group that I’ve decided to bring up: Gay pride and homophobic rallies. They each are equally as dumb. To begin with, I don’t know what homophobic persons have against gay people. It’s ridiculous to hate someone cause they have a different sexual preference. But at the same time, I don’t think gay pride rallies really accomplish anything either. Wonderful, take up a street just to tell everyone you’re gay or a lesbian. At colleges they have these, and they even get their own day. I believe its Glad Day (Gay Lesbian Appreciation Day). All day it’s nothing but gays and lesbians saying how happy they are being gay or lesbian. That’s great. I hear they sometimes have this area of gay promotion next to or in the school cafeteria. I bet everyone loves hearing some gay guy exclaiming his man love while they are eating. It’s the same thing for straight people. It annoys the hell out of me when someone goes on and on about how much head they get. And yes, people like those exist; I found that hard to believe. But anyway, the bottom line is that both camps should shut the fuck up and move on. Another thing popped in my head about homophobic people. Being gay is technically “wrong” cause the human was meant to be attracted to the opposite sex. But what about the handicap? Aren’t they too technically “wrong?” It has been shown that homosexuality can be influenced by too much estrogen or testosterone, and with a handicap person, something else went wrong internally. So what’s the difference? Each group developed differently. The way I see it, if you’re homophobic, you got a problem with handicaps as well. And if you are homophobic, you deserve to have your balls stapled to your tongue. What I was getting at by when I first mentioned, “inconvenience from a minority” was that gays are also treated differently. Take a gay bar for example. Why the hell does a business exist (that isn’t porn) that is concentrated to someone because of their sexual preference? If you think about it, if homosexuals get their own place, shouldn’t every other damn characteristic (that matters) found in people get their own business? Fuck, we would have places meant for just French people, just homosexual people, and ugh. Seriously, if it were like that, shopping centers would be a stereotypic hell of commercialism. So, we should cut that shit out, and no one gets a place meant for just their own characteristic that they are born with. And besides, it’s not like gays and lesbians aren’t allowed in bars. The only plus I could see to having a gay bar is that it’s easier to meet someone of your own sexual preference. But at the same time, everyone seems to be going on a bisexual/homosexual rampage, so finding a mate wouldn’t be that hard. Anyway, on to the new hit trend of being a bisexual. Is it just me or is it that everyone is bi now? I mean, it’s fine if you’re bi, but I think it’s a bit more than that. Since society now has of course gotten more relaxed on social issue’s than before, people have become more open, and thus you get more people admitting they are gay, or bi, and what not. But I think some confused and lost teens didn’t get the memo that being bi isn’t a trend, but a characteristic, and joined the bi force. Shit, I’ve heard so many cases of false bi people, and it’s fucked up. To begin with, changing and lying about yourself to fit in a group is stupid. First it is was this bullshit of cliques, now it’s escalated to sexuality. That’s just fucked up. One interesting thing I did learn from all this though, is that there are “heterophobic” people. This has to be one of the most stupid groups of people I’ve ever heard of. Fortunately, they are in small numbers, and they can’t reproduce, so they won’t spread their stupidity for very long. I just don’t know where to begin on this, shit I’m not even going to try, since it’s so obvious why they are idiots. I mean damn, how fucking stupid can one person be? A heterophobe… Unbelievable. -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Tuesday, August 5th, 2003 | | 9:28 pm |
Back From Hell--I Mean Mexico
Well, I’m back finally. I’m just going to keep this really simple and say that the cruise was gay as shit, as I predicted. Also, I’ll just tell of those gay ass Mexican salespeople, for I don’t feel like talking much right now due to personal issues, but nevermind that. Mexican salespeople are complete idiots. While I was in this one place, I saw this one thing I thought was a bit funny to get, so I asked this sales person how much it is. After being told the price, the dumbass asks how much I’m going to give for it, like I’m an idiot and am going to pay more for her dumb shit. If the asshole wanted more money, she could have simply put a tip jar at the cashier or something, but no she’s an idiot, which is why she lives in Mexico. After that, I realized whenever I walked around the commercial area of the port the ship was docked at, I was being pestered to look at all this shit by what seemed millions of dumb Mexican people who were selling dumb shit. I mean fuck, I don’t give a damn about your stupid cultural shit you’re trying to sell me, asshole. I didn’t buy anything, of course, cause everything sucks in Mexico. Well anyway, that’s all I feel like saying, I just wanted to post something up. -Stef Current Mood:  bored | | Saturday, July 26th, 2003 | | 5:34 pm |
Take A Trip To My Ass
Fuck. Tomorrow I’m leaving for this gay ass cruise, which brings me to this: Fuck vacations. I hate them. I want you to hate them too. They are so fucking dumb and pointless. Fuck, fuck, fuck. What the fuck is so goddamn good about leaving your home to go to some shitty ass place to look at shitty things? For example, take some dipshit leaving to some shitty place in Europe. Europe blows. Some like it for the landmarks/ruins, or the food, or the pretty sites like mountains or rivers and what not. Nothings bad about seeing one would fine beautiful, but fuck, to begin with don’t impose that on someone else. And when it comes to shit like going to some place to see something as dumb as the Eiffel Tower, that’s something I don’t understand. It’s just a fucking building, it’s not like it’s going to give you a blowjob when you see it (type of oral sex may vary). If you see a picture of it, you saw it; it’s not going to be any different. Hell, it’s going to be worse cause you would have other dipshit tourists like yourself surrounding you. And for places like the Grand Cayman (where I’m going), I don’t think there’s anything that spectacular there either. I mean really, you get to see a fish, yay. Fuck the fish. And what else would someone go there for? The beach? Beaches are shit. Pools kick their sandy asses. Fuck, I hate the beach, you get all sandy, you can’t see where you step, and then all this shit about rip tides. That’s gay, fuck that. The pool is much better. Only downside is chlorine, but whatever. The only reason why I’m so goddamn pissed is cause I’m missing out on a lot from this shitty cruise. To begin with Melissa comes back later today, after not seeing her for like ever, and then I have to leave again. Fucking great. She did call me a bit earlier though, it so kicked ass to hear her voice. But anyway, then I was also planning on taking an extra course over the summer for extra credit. But no, if I were gone for a week they would fail me. And then the fact that it’s a fucking week out of my fucking summer! If it were like a few days, that would be fine I suppose, but not a week. That’s like fucking my ass without permission. You need clearance for these things. And another shit thing is that I had to pack for the cruise. I so hate vacations. The ship itself doesn’t sound that bad, just like a “floating city” as my family describes it. Like they got a gym and movie theater on board, all for free, which sounds cool. Shit, free subs too I hear. Subs rule. But still, I don’t have my friends which makes it gay. The last time I went on a “vacation” was with Brian to Florida. All we did was watch sketch comedy. That kicked ass. I mean, it was just so miserable, and we just kind of laughed off our misery, which made it interesting. But I don’t think Saturday Night Live is going to save my ass this time, I don’t know about the channels there, if any. But anyway, fuck vacations; don’t ever go on one ever. They’re more of a pain then a pleasure. This is a…FUCK! (Haha, also watch Office Space). -Stef Current Mood:  anxious | | Thursday, July 24th, 2003 | | 3:34 pm |
Do You Buy From Assholes?
I’ve realized a terrible conspiracy the other day, and I think I should bring it to everyone’s attention: Commercials are run by dirty assholes. I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but I want you to watch commercials closely. They are filled with anguish and disgust! Let me break it down: 1. First, you have the commercials of those cleaning materials or what not, like Clorox or Lysol. Every damn commercial has this dirty fucking kid running around making a mess of everything, just like an asshole. Then they cut to this smiling mother who is ever so happy to clean his shit up. To begin with, who the fuck just gets all dirty and leaves their handprints all over their house? And if I was the mother, I wouldn’t clean that shit, I would beat his ass and tell him to do it himself. And if a parent were to allow their kid to act like that, I would kill them too, just like that asshole kid. They each have a possibility of being a complete asshole; you just got to hope you have enough ammo for both. 2. This one is directed to the Quizno’s chef (excuse me if the business name is wrong), who’s name I don’t know. The first “version” of the commercial shows him walking through his house while some guy is saying some shit about he cares about nothing but his toasty sandwiches. He walks by his bird, and his bird is dead in the cage! The fucker starved the bird! How the fuck can you be so goddamn cruel!? When I first saw that, I was disgusted, and I hope that bastard dies. There is one commercial of him I would like to see though. While he is not paying attention or giving a damn about anything, like usual, I would like to see him cross a street and be slammed by a truck. 3. Then you have religious commercials, saying you should be a happy Christian and believe in bullshit like Jesus and pals! I could go on by saying how much bullshit Christianity is, but that isn’t the point. Why is it that I don’t see any other religion advertised? I mean, it would probably piss me off seeing some guy telling me I should be a Muslim, or Jew, but out of fairness, they don’t get any airtime. Why I would like to see some fairness? Cause then you get to have the Atheist commercials! Yay! 4. This one is similar to the first, and it was advertising an oil filter for a car. It was one of those commercials that were kind of like a “series” or had many versions. Each one had some male, who would grab something, and walk away. A big black hang print was left on whatever he touched. Being the asshole that he is, he left his dirty print where it was. What an asshole. 5. Well, as I’m flipping through these channels, I have found Judge Judy. I’ve seen one of her commercials, therefore she applies in this. All that show is is her being a bitch, and the worst part is, the audience in the background is always laughing at her lovely jokes she makes to piss off the Defendant and Plaintiff. Judy and her viewers are all assholes. 6. This one is going to be spontaneous, cause I feel lucky. The next commercial that comes on, is going to have some sort of asshole in it. Well, a news commercial came on. Like usual, they are trying to tell me I’m going to die. Apparently, the metro has become a death trap. Bullshit. I hate them. Well anyway, I could go on, but I’m going to wear it out. I’ve only got a few more days before I leave on Sunday for a gay ass cruise. I’ll have one more post before I go, check in then if you want. I still really miss Melissa. Only 2 more weeks! Whoo! -Stef Current Mood: calm | | Sunday, July 13th, 2003 | | 1:02 am |
Blow My Band Hole
I’m not to sure widespread this is or anything, but it appears to me that a group of people seem to want their bands to suck ass. Let me explain – When a band becomes famous, they automatically become labeled as a sell out. In order to avoid becoming well known, you must suck ass, but then again some suck ass bands get signed, but that’s not the point. Now anyway, everyone wants their band to not be a sell out, which is cool, but that shit is taken to far. I mean fuck, look at this question some shit left on Marilyn Manson’s site: From mje777 on 5/21/03:
You have posted that GOAG is #1 in the USA and several other countries. Give us a link please, because on the www.billboard.com top 200, GOAG is nowhere to be found. Furthermore, why would you want to share the same #1 spot that has been held by talentless pieces of shit such as J-Lo, Britney Spears and even the kids from American Idol?? Is this supposed to appeal to your fans?(it doesn't) Have you forgotten about your real fans who have been with you since those days in Florida, or are you trying to obtain fans who while driving in their cars, pop out the J-Lo CD and put in yours? Yes, the money is good, but don't become Limp Bizkit.Ignoring the first part about not being able to find this mysterious #1 spot, the rest of this post makes this mje777 (What the fuck name is that? I bet it stands for Mother Just Excreted or some dumb shit like that) character seem like a complete idiot. I’m not the biggest Manson fan out there, but if he were my favorite band that would actually be cool cause he would stand over those “talentless pieces of shit.” Bands weren’t meant to be underground suck asses. If they are worthy of being signed, then sign them dammit. And if they get popular, that sure as shit doesn’t mean their sell outs. Take the Deftones for example. They kick ass (1 of my 3 favorite bands as of now) and they are popular. But have they sold out? Fuck no. The group of people that insist on major bands being sell outs don’t accuse the Deftones of this crime because the Deftones kick their dumb asses. Like I was saying, if a band gets big, they most likely got big for a reason. Reason being they kick ass perhaps. Instead of finding a decent new band, one would throw it in the category of “gay” for the bands popularity. Bands usually have something to offer. Give them a chance before you spaz out at the fact that they have a video on MTV. They aren’t trying to piss you off by showing you they can play an instrument, you dumb fuck. I’ve been feeling sick all day, like I just came from my own ass as if I was on some expedition. I hate those expeditions. -Stef Current Mood:  sick | | Tuesday, July 8th, 2003 | | 1:30 am |
Culture And Assorted Shit
Fuck culture. Fuck African, Asian, European, and Spanish culture. And any side pussy culture I missed. Why the hell is culture fucking kept around? All I have seen it do is make people judgmental, primitive, and straight out stupid. Dumbass people make it seem like they’re the shit just cause they are composed of some ethnic background. Well if that’s the way you think, fuck you. To begin with, whatever the hell ancestry you have, it probably blows ass. Not one country has had a flawless past. I can list a few countries and their flaws along side, and lets see if you’re still proud of being of that ancestry. Any African Country – They all pretty much have had the same history of being pushed around, being primitive, and damn. I mean damn. Yet, we have black people who act black just cause their black, which is gay. Britain – We kicked their British asses a bunch of times. Alongside, they have a Queen for absolutely no reason. And “We have a Queen because we’ve always had one, and we’ll keep her regardless that she doesn’t do shit” isn’t a reason. It’s a sign of stupidity. China – Overpopulated Communist piece of shit country. France – Had lots of war difficulty. They were persistent in blaming Germany for World War 1, leading to World War 2. Germany – Is the Holocaust something you take pride in? Italy – Still thinks they are badass just because of the Roman Empire, nevermind how long ago that was. Ever since it’s fall, they have led a shitty history. Only good thing after that was that they unified the country, yay. Russia – Has a history of lacking in technology. They were Communist, what a waste of time. Look at them now, they are poor and seem to have a difficult time. The pride in this country is just overwhelming! Spain – They just suck, I only know of once when they were the most powerful in the world, but then Britain kicked their ass. Unanimous 3rd World Country – Terrible. Why the fuck is it there? Basically, every country sucks, so why continue on with its culture to begin with? Besides that point, what good does culture do? Nothing. What bad does culture do? Divides people, limits one’s thought, uphold pointless traditions that waste time, and prevents us from advancing. Another thing, people should stop thinking like dumb shits and advance. Look at some of the cities that exist today, that have that old look and we can’t remodel them cause we don’t want to “damage history.” Fuck the buildings, they take up space and make us deal with old shit, not good new shit. I want the good shit; get rid of old, pointless, and primitive customs, items, and views. Besides all that, I just got back from work, and as a reminder to anyone reading this, the entire “I will be your bitch” still is available. You can find my IM name in that little information menu thing on this journal, if you don’t have it. IM me, call me, whatever, and just ask for my “assistance.” I’ll gladly be your bitch. I still got a lot of money to raise for my new computer, so please, hire me. I really miss Melissa, damn this shit of her being gone for 4-7 weeks. -Stef Current Mood:  tired |
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